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corvidaesuggestion:

God just,,,, fuckin mushrooms man, y’know?? Just fuckignnn amazing little,,,,,,,, fung i,.,,..,,, tiny bitches with hats..,,……,,,,,,., goddamn epic

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retrospectator96:

ilovepeppers:

Been laughing at this all day

Me: Steps on wii fit board

Wii Fit: …Oh!

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meloetta:

me: *has a romantic thought*

me: 

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of-blood-and-honey:

owlmylove:

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

me, remembering that the Ancient Greeks understood virgin as “unmarried” and not “chaste”: I too wish I was a lesbian surrounded by fellow lesbians while tripping on honey

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karlfranks:

fullcabs:

fuck

I like it when posts like this are actually true

Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”

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patroclusdefencesquad:

get you someone who can do both

(via askr-deactivated20230503)

yeahpaige:

fun fact: I have a big heart and it breaks easily

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audreyii-fic:

because everyone should see this

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ruinedchildhood:

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via where-to-begin-amonologue)

Booty rubs to calm anxiety. Fingers in your pussy to release stress.

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hallucin8:

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

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